How I Lost $90 in Under 30 Days Using The Acai Berry

by Dan-N on August 4, 2009

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It was so easy – all I had to do was sign up for a free trial of Acai and they automatically pull $90 out of my bank account every month! No annoying authorization necessary, no need to open my wallet and send them money – they just take it from me with no effort on my part. After hearing that Oprah, Dr. Oz, Brad Pitt and every other famous person on the planet takes Acai I knew I just had to try it!

Some of the things Free Trial Acai Berry is good for:

  • Cures You of Wealth

Trying to shed your wealth and become poor? Free Trial Acai Berry Supplements will do that for you. With the autobilling that never ends, you will be able to go from riches to rags in no time at all.

  • Removes Wrinkle Lines in Your Wallet

Is your wallet wrinkled from holding too much cash – Free Trial Acai will cure this problem! By auto billing you every month, you will soon have no money to cause those wrinkles.

  • Help International Acai Scam Artist buy a New Mansion

All around the world acai berry scam artist are having to make do with tiny 10 bedroom homes. If you purchase their Free Trial Acai you can help these Acai berry scam artist upgrade to a proper 20 bedroom mansion.

  • Simplify Your Life

When you have money, things can be complicated. You need to decide what clothes to buy your kids, what food to eat and what medical insurance premiums to pay. Free Trial Acai Berry is nice enough to take money out of your accounts so you don’t need to worry about making any financial decisions anymore.

Okay, we are obviously being funny here – but these Acai berry scams are not a laughing matter. By now you have no doubt received endless emails about using the Acai Berry to lose 30 pounds in 30 days. To make the offer even better, there seems to be a “free trial”. Of course, if you read the fine print the offer is not free and you end up getting billed $90 every month for a low quality Acai supplement that will not help you lose weight.

If you want to learn more about how you can avoid these acai berry scams, please read the following articles:

The 9 Words You Never Want to See on Your Acai Berry Label

Free Black Belt Course in Spotting Acai Berry Scams

What Did Oprah, Dr. Oz and Dr. Perricone Really Say About Acai

Acai Berry Maxx named Texas Lawsuit

Take a look at the above resources and keep your money where it belongs – in your wallet!

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Tommy Hua September 15, 2009 at 1:11 pm

I like this.

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